Shag
Fantastiq
Velvet Titan of Bass
EARTH YEAR 2026 · NOW BROADCASTING
You can’t catch them.
But you can
funk to them.
The intergalactic groove scoundrels may be playing near you. Or directly inside your sense of time.
THE WOOKULATION BEGINS
SCROLL TO SURVIVE ↓
THE BAND
Five forces.
One unreasonable groove.
Not a band in the ordinary sense. More a weather system, a labor dispute, and a spiritual event with excellent low end.
INTERWOOKULAR LIVE TOUR
Legends don’t tour.
They invade.
From Madison Square Garden to the outer edge of linear time, the 2026 Interwookular tour is now accepting witnesses.
View the complete invasion itinerary →LEGAL DEFENSE
“This counts as a legal defense,
in our opinion.”
— GHETTO WOOKIE, SPEAKING THROUGH COUNSEL
Watch “Don’t Sue Us, Uncle George” ↗